Добавлено: 15.03.2007 14:47
Here you go, gals, got this from my boss this morning.
Memo to all employees :
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from employees, it will be our future policy to keep all
employees well trained through our new program of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
And if you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.,
please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the
top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled
at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle
Employees who don't take their S. H.I.T. seriously will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T .)
And since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted,
they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T
already. So if you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a
job teaching others. And we can add your name to our BASIC
UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST ( B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
Thank you, ( BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ) = (
B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Memo to all employees :
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from employees, it will be our future policy to keep all
employees well trained through our new program of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
And if you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.,
please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the
top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled
at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle
Employees who don't take their S. H.I.T. seriously will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T .)
And since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted,
they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T
already. So if you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a
job teaching others. And we can add your name to our BASIC
UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST ( B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
Thank you, ( BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ) = (
B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Does anyone has that pussycat's number?
